Do You Hear Something Mr. Groundhog?

Pay no attention to the man walking around outside your den Mr. Groundhog. Oh! I forgot you're sound asleep anyways. You won't be waking up till the middle of March. Some of us have to freeze our butts off for a living.

That man you might hear, well his name is Bill Murray, he likes to make movies and make clay figures. Don't be nervous, those are just models of you. He is paying homage to the great and glorious Groundhog. Pay no attention to those wires he is sticking up that model's butt. Just ignore that box marked C-4. It's just a type of modelling clay. When you wake up (if you wake up) you might notice he has done some renovation to your property. Don't worry about that. We will fix it up very nicely FOR THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION, you fat fury ball of gray hair. You might want to employ some security guards. Make sure they don't mind working outside while you sleep your ass off all winter.

BTW Mr Goundhog, alias Gopher, alias Woodchuck, why do you have to have so many names? Are you hiding a sortid past? Are you in the government relocation program? What's the deal Mr. G.? It's time you come clean and spill it! We need to know the TRUTH. Heck even Bill Clinton came clean (eventually) Pun intended.

Going Out on a Limb

OK since the groundhog can't get it right, I will do it for him. Winter is officially OVER in my book. Bring on the sun.


Can't you see how confident I am of my prediction? I'm sleeping in a tree for God sakes. No one sleeps in a tree unless they have some confidence.


You Mr. Groundhog, (gopher, woodchuck) or what ever your name is, make your fancy schmany prediction with all your news crews waiting on pins and needles. THEN you tell us we have SIX MORE weeks of winter! You crawl back in your comfy little hole and go to sleep for six weeks while the rest of us freeze our ASSES off. WTF? At least give us some HOPE you giant rat.


Like I said Mr. Gopher, (what a name lol) watch your back, we are coming for you! Have you heard of coups d'état? Oh thats right you don't speak French. Look it up! You can click the link HERE if you can get your pudgy little paws on a mouse.

We're On To You Groundhog

I know your secret, Groundhog. You've had a free ride for way too long. Get your fat ass on the highway and beat it. 
Newsbreak: Groundhogs do not know how to predict the weather. It was inevitable that people would start to catch on, since you have to switch it up every now and then to keep people guessing, but every year the spring continues to arrive at the same time. You've only been able to last this long because of the teeth, Groundhog, those damn teeth, taunting me with their prominence. But those teeth cannot save you for long, because if you don't put them away, I am definitely going to see my shadow. And then it's going to be a long, cold winter for you, Groundhog. And it's going to last you the rest of your life.

Groundhogs Are Really Media Hogs

Can you imagine an over sized rodent gets his own special holiday. Where else can this happen but in America. It's sickening!

So what makes him so special you might ask? How did he aquire all this publicity? Why did he choose February 2nd to come out of his den? Thats the most asinine time of the year for anyone who hibernates to come out into the cold. Anyone that does this has got to be stupid. Damned if I know how he got this popular.

Have you seen the media circus that follows this fat ass? There are more cameras there than that covered Michael Jackson's funeral. He must have one hell of an image consultant. I sure could use his services.

Oh! I am proposing a Fox Day. This will be in the summer August 2nd,  under warm and sunny conditions. My thing will be to predict will for six more weeks of warm and sunny weather, or summer is over. Guess which one I like? haha More on Fox Day coming up in another post.

One other thing. I am writing a movie script called "Fox Day." I will get Bill Murray to play the lead character.

A Cool Blog = Monsieur Vampland

On occasion when perusing the internet I will find an interesting blog. This persons has just started this blog and he shares some very in depth thoughts. I met him on Facebook and we have traded a few "tweets" on Twitter. He is also a music artist and a fantasic music artist at that. I enjoy his composition.

Please check out his blog Jesuismrvampland and check out his music on iTunes. This is a good time to honor his first album "Voyage" as it has just passed it's one year anniversary. He has another album, "Crème" due out this summer.

I hope you enjoy his work.

Bull Dog Puppy Cam

If this isn't the cutest thing you ever saw I don't know what is.
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Monkeying Around With Jello

We don't have any squirrel monkeys in these parts. But we do have squirrels. I wonder if they would eat Jello?

Happy New Year!

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