Prophet Paul Passes - Requiescat in pace

We are sad to report the passing of the Prophet Paul. Paul was one of the greatest soothsayers of our time. He held the world in suspense as we waited for his foresight this summer. He was 100% correct in his choices. We came to rely on Paul's prognostication.

Paul lived a long life of 2 1/2 years. He was well into his 2's when he became known to the world. Although he moved slow toward the end of his life, he was basically slow all of his life, his cloices were bold.

Some of his forecasts were not without controversy. From his own country of Germany he received death threats when he gave bad news to it's citizens. This may be a source of a future conspiracy theory.

He once received insulting remarks from the very controversial leader of Iran. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. This caused Spain to offer him political asylum which he refused.

Paul is survived by a devoted staff of caretakers. He had no known children.

Memorial services to be announced.

"It's a sad day. Paul was rather special but we managed to film Paul before he left this mortal earth," said his agent, Chris Davies.

UPDATE: Paul made his final prediction in August, when choosing England to win its 2018 World Cup bid. 
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Kat Mortensen said…
He had an AGENT? There's a joke in here somewhere (and when I work it out, I'll let you know).

Had me going for a minute there. comes one now...yes...

Will the play ZZ Top's, "Legs" at the funeral service?

DougVernX said…
Haha Good comeback Kat. Yes they will be performing all 8 verses. :)
Winifred said…
What a shame he was great. His death was big news on the BBC just like his life during the World Cup.

Think he was losing it predicting England to win in 2018 though.

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