Groundhog Just Cant' Get It Right
Seriously groundhog, you are completely incorrect this year. Usually you are incorrect every year, but this year you are completely off your rocker. Even your collegues Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam and Ontario's Wiarton Willie have predicted an early spring. And they are freezing their asses off up there in Canada.
Have fun in your cozy little den while the rest of us are laughing it up sipping Margaritas and getting a tan on the second day of February!