We're Waiting for the Right Predication Mr. Groundhog
Can you imagine an over sized rodent gets his own special holiday. Where else can this happen but in America. It's sickening!
So what makes him so special you might ask? How did he aquire all this publicity? Why did he choose February 2nd to come out of his den? That's the most asinine time of the year for anyone who hibernates to come out into the cold. Anyone that does this has got to be stupid. Damned if I know how he got this popular.
Have you seen the media circus that follows this fat ass? There are more cameras there than that were covering Michael Jackson's funeral. He must have one hell of an image consultant. I sure could use his services.
Mr. Groundhog, if you must be a media hog at least make the right weather prediction. That one is... THIS WINTER IS OVER!
Thanks from the CrazyasaCoolFox staff.